☆ listening to:

characters that are "literally me"
as the kids say

Who is this intriguing and extremely talented young fellow?

Why, it's Sal, a tweemo kid straight outta the mid 2000s. Somewhat chopped, overcompensating with good fashion taste. A pnw hipster currently trapped in wisconsin. Drawing stupid comics to cope with her crippling existential dread as if talent can save any mortal from the constant approach of death. Habla un poco de español. Described by her ex wife (twice divorced) as overly sensetive, clingy, and shockingly maladjusted. A recent entrant to normal society. The transition has been harsh. Possible future president? Hey man. Anything could happen.

Um... cool. So what do you do for fun around here?

Well.. if you must know, I like collecting stuff, DIY, thrift stores, vampires, all types of deranged homosexuals, horror, depressing pretentious movies, many many types of music but especially emo, clothes that my mom wouldve worn in seattle in 2001, going to emo shows and standing completely still the whole time, and "researching" 2000s culture by loitering on abandoned blogs and flickr pages.